the most goth things.

So this list started off as a joke between my friend Ken and I: I was in the office preparing to teach my class, and was looking for a good example of a Presidential name authority record. I chose Lincoln and proclaimed I was choosing him because he was the most goth President. Why, because he was all tall and thin and pale and gaunt. Look at those dark suits and black top hats. The haunted look in his eyes. Word has it he suffered from depression. And he was assassinated–a tragic death in dramatic circumstances. And thus it began…. Here I will proclaim and record The Most Goth Things.