Homeward Sunday, Jun 19 2005
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The plan: Paris –> London –> Montreal –> DC
Up at 5.40 Paris time.
Meeting our shuttle to the airport downstairs at 6.20. Riding out of Paris.
No troubles at the airport. Business class lounge hidden in the basement, but nice. Good British trashy magazines to read, shortbread, ginger biscuits, and tea.
Heathrow is still at the top of my least favorite airports list, even when I don’t spend the night there. It’s just a mess. Utter chaos and queues everywhere. Very inefficient.
It was strange to approach people and initiate communication in English.
The best part was that we were able to get upgraded to business class for the transatlantic flight back. The whole trip was supposed to be business class, but when we booked the tickets, there was no room in that section for us and we had to take economy. But this was very strange, since, once we were on the plane it was clear that the section was not even near full.
This flight was even nicer than the one on the way there, as the seat back went pretty much totally horizontal. Lots of champagne, far too much food:
– plates of nuts
– four different kinds of bread with butter
– wine
– chickpea/cheese fluff wrapped in grilled eggplant to make rolls
– some sort of root vegetable flavored risotto on a large mushroom cap with a delicious sauce and roasted vegetables around
– cheese with dried fruit, toast, and port
– dessert (heavenly lemon mousse!) and coffee
–after dinner drink cart (drambuie, etc)
And then, when I was still absolutely full and dozing, there was another snack served, which I declined.
And they kept offering more champagne, more wine, more everything.
The transfer in Montreal wins the prize for most confusing and frustrating and irritating airport experience ever. Apparently “your bags are checked through to DC” means that in Canada you have to retrieve them from the baggage carousel and go through Canadian customs, as though you are actually visiting Canada. Then you have to go through US customs while still in Canada, and they go through everything in your bags in front of you, before they let you re-check them so they can be put in the belly of the plane. Of course, no announcement about this was made and no signs explained it and we only found out about it after we had already been through Canadian customs and left the secure area where the baggage claim was.
Then, since we were flying into Reagan National, we had to go through two more security checks.. to get into the gates area, and to get into our gate. The one at the gate was supremely annoying because I’d already had my carryon searched, item by item, 5 minutes before. And then we had to be “wanded” down though we had just passed through the metal detectors. After the metal detectors, I had returned my metal lipbalm tin to my pocket, and of course it made the wand beep. But taking it out and showing it to the Wand Guy wasn’t enough, he made me open the lip balm tin and show the contents to him.
I’ve never really been irritated by any of the airport security measures taken since September 2001. But this just seemed to take it one step beyond, to the level of the utterly ridiculous. And, by that time, we’d been awake, more or less, for 24 hours, so I’m sure things seemed even more strange and irrationaly that they really were.
All the confusion and frustration stayed there, though, since in DC, we were able to just claim our luggage and go out to get picked up by Will’s mom and cousin around 22.30 eastern time or so.
We stayed at Will’s parents house that night, rested on Friday, had dinner together, and then Will drove us home while I dozed off.
We arrived in Carrboro right at 2 am today (Saturday) to four cats who were very happy to see us. It is so quiet here that I had a very difficult time getting to sleep. Cuchulain didn’t let us sleep past 7.30 this morning.
We also came home to no hot water. We won’t have any until Monday. My landlord and her husband came over to look at it. When he pushed the reset button, there was a spark that set the insulation on fire. Excitement!
So, we’re back home (though Will still has to get back to NY), and I’m unpacked, but things are not quite back to normal. We’re both feeling exhausted and kind of dazed, and we’ll be heading around the corner to Suki and TJ’s with our towels and bags to take showers in a bit.
My landlord offered to put us up in a hotel until Monday (she rocks) but the last thing I want right now is to feel like I’m travelling again.
And that is the end of the narrative-chronological story of this trip.
There are a few more posts I want to make about a few small things, though, so I’m not quite finished here yet.










